Saturday, March 29, 2008 @Saturday, March 29, 2008
` this is unbelievable.Okay. Now. If i told you chicken and i sat together last year. You'll know it's total chaos. Yes it is. It was pure TORTURE. I was looking through my old post. Guess what i found. I typed out an entire conversation between me and chicken over trivial things.
Ready?
Here Goes :
ENGLISH PERIOD ; 15th Augest 2007
Spent the entire english period quarrelling non-stop with Chicken , about the headlines of our articles (my life is miserable partnering with him) - and subsequently about who doing which article. Mrs Pang (when telling us to choose) , " if you have trouble deciding between the both of you , then find some ways to solve it "
Actually i chose the first article first . Which Chicken snatched the paper away from me and said , " i want this article " Ended up playing scissors , paper , stone with him . Neither of us trusted the other and were like :
Yt' : Why you never put out ?!
Chicken : You never put out !
Yt' (throws out stone ) - (but retracts back immediately when he comes out late ) : You cheating !
Chicken : No! i win lah !
Yt' We haven't even started !
(scissors,papers,stone) - * Chicken won (Grr)
Chicken : HAH ! HAH ! i WIN I WIN !
Yt' : Arrgh lose to you this stupid chicken
Chicken : i dont care i win i choose first
Yt' : no ! loser choose first !
Chicken (fling and crushing the paper ) : No lah ! Go away !
Chicken : i choose this one !
Yt' : No . I told you i already took that one first !
Chicken : i don't care (singsong voice) i don't care
Yt' : Eergh. FINE
LATER ON.
Yt' : you copy out the points . I bring home this paper
Chicken : no ! you copy , I bring home
Yt' : hello , this paper everything i write one ok ? I bring home
Chicken : (says very quickly) icopythenibringhome ok ?
Yt' : wait - you copy then you bring home ?! - then what i do ?!
Chicken : ahhahaha. aiya let me copy lah
Yt' : faster lah
MUCH MUCH LATER
Yt' : copy finish already?
Chicken : havent lah . make it stand
Yt' : funny . how to make it stand ? faster - i havent do anything . you write - write and talk Chicken : going to finish already lah (mumbles bad words)
Yt' : ahh - say me again !
Chicken : what ?! i only say nb-cb
Yt' : ya -ya sure. FASTER
Chicken : left a few letters only lah ! can wait anot ..
Yt' : mm ya . FASTER !
* it refers to the paper. Now you know how STUPID chicken is (:
MATHS LESSON ; 15th August 2007
Chicken : ehh b * - help me file leh
Yt' : call me b * you think i still want file for you ahh ? - file yourself lah
Chicken : ahh ok ok sorry sorry
Yt : nahh . give me your file
Chicken : ahh ok ok (mumbles) b *
Yt' : come again ?!
Chicken : ahh nothing nothing
finish filing ..
Chicken : ahh thank you dog
Yt' : wth ?!
Chicken : ahh sorry sorry
YT' : errgh. can't be bother with you .
You see ? spent half my time quarelling with him . How tiring .
That's why i always conclude that sitting with him is pure torture. Though i must admit, it was fun back then. Alot of laughter. But he seriously drives you crazy. Till the extent you just want to chop him up and make chicken stew .. or eat chicken chop .. or chicken rice .. or .. chicken whatever you can think of. (=
Yuan!